paradise-she-said:

Doutzen

gymleaderfrank:

I just saw a video of a woman giving birth. Goodbye for ever

(Source: patarnon)

notahoe:

the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah these kidneys be hella clean son 

(Source: cyberho, via patarnon)

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

(via patarnon)